Jarvis M. Loyola

J. Morse Loyola, a cantankerous anarchist and old-school capitalist, swears up and down that that that is his real name. When not writing about himself in the third person or decrying the nascent butchery of unchallenged prepositional stranding in American literature and journalism, he enjoys antagonizing his local government representatives and, from time to time, loading them into his trebuchet and firing them at Mormons. He is known to operate a number of used car and auto reposession firms under the alias "ivan homeless" and has an unfortunate proclivity for poking people in the ear with foot-long hot dogs. His interests include the cultivation of revenge, the implications of post-Classic symphonic influences on tocatta and dissociative fugue as distinct from existential polyphany, the balkanization of your back yard, and a disturbing obsession with sunken ship imagery.

Alice Priest

Former Staff

Mike S. Medintz :: Spam critique, angry letters, good cheer

Roadkill Randu :: Propaganda, VioPac Rant-o-matic, mongoose fetishism

Judy Morning :: Sharpshooting, support.