ivan homeless

ivan homeless, a cantankerous and unapologetic anarchist of the old school, swears up and down that that is indeed his real name. When not writing about himself in the third person or decrying the nascent butchery of unchallenged prepositional stranding in American literature and journalism, he enjoys antagonizing his local government representatives and, from time to time, loading them into his trebuchet and firing them at Mormons. He is known to operate a number of used car and auto reposession firms under the alias "Smilin' Jack Plaid" and has an unfortunate proclivity for poking people in the ear with foot-long hot dogs. His interests include the cultivation of revenge, the implications of post-Classic symphonic influences on tocatta and dissociative fugue as distinct from existential polyphany, the balkanization of Rhode Island, and a disturbing obsession with sunken ship imagery.

Judy Morning

Like this entry, Judy Morning is a work in progress.