Space Beaver|Tog|Rodent|Stinger|Jackie|Lord Pork|Commander Foxx|Sgt. Hobbes
Most of this info is explained in the flashbacks pertaining ...
Well armed, slightly alcoholic, definitely trigger happy, Space Beaver is the shit. After his best friend, Mikey, is killed by drug dealers, Phineas T. Badger decides to use some of his extremely wealthy dad's spare cash that was lying around the house to get himself a few guns and take out a few dealers here and there. He teamed up with Tog (Mikey's dad) and together they caused a lot of pain amongst such dealers, getting info on sources and just maiming them for the hell of it. After a while, Beave needed beer, so they began to relax at a bar called Max's, where Jackie worked. Beave & Jackie developed a love that I guess only beavers & rabbits could feel (hey, I didn't write it) and everything was good and happy. Then Beave decided to take Jackie out on a drug raid (is this what the dating scene was like during the Reagan years?), and he was hit & knocked over, causing Jackie to fall off a cliff. After that Beave got really angry and just started kickin' ass... | |
Lord Pork's right hand man who really can't stand Space Beaver. He loses a LOT of men whenever he fights Beave. |